The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

I will gladly suffer fools for love

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever