When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…