Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always