I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
