The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Easy to please but problematic to appease