The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting