The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…