All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own