We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant