The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part