But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds