Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
