A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost