The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…