On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–