Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
