The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

Let there be light blight and hindsight

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…