Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!