A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain