The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs