The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want