You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
