If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both