I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

It’s always darkest before the yawn

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score