We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition