Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking