I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…