Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
