God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off