When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Love may never win but love always ties

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold