When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Love may never win but love always ties
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold