Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it