You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…