My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Motion picture this: You can take it to the bank But you never know Since there could be a run on the… Or you can give it to God

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

Breathe in not out

100% of success is showing up on time