As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
