God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened