I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development