Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber