If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
