All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people