People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare