One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…