My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent