In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
I have an idea: I have no idea
It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
