At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we