The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten