Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make