When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that