Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done