Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience