When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time