It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
