First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
