If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
