The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences