Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…