Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
