You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds