You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary