We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…