Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie