A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…