We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…