As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn