In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief