N.B.: Everyone’s Addicted to Social Media
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves