In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
Easy to please but problematic to appease
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
