I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
