It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…
Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
My ego is too big
